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She isn't too comfortable

by MoiGirl @ 2006-10-18 - 13:14:12

one of the worst things about being a female of the species is the things we have to cope with, you know 'down there'

not content with having to have hands and people and instruments and baby heads when we give birth, we also have the joy of having smear tests every few years...

for you men, this isn't a pleasant experience. quite aside from being naked from the waist down and having a doctor between your legs (not like that more's the same)they then scrape around your insides with a wooden spatual - probably the one the then make you say 'ahhh' with when you have a sore throat ;)

so, laying there cold, embarrassed and uncomfortable, it's not really a good time to be told "My, you have a long vagina, the spatual won't reach to your cervix"

well, long is better than 'baggy' i guess


 
 

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[Visitor]

2006-10-18 @ 13:41

It's worse when they get an echo.

that's true. i just wasn't sure what my response should be!

[Visitor]

2006-10-18 @ 13:42

AAAAAAAAH!! Oh no!! That's NOT what you want to hear in such a vulnerable position....!! 8| Poor you!!

especially when you're meant to try and 'relax'
hmmm ok

mulengamulenga [Member]
2006-10-20 @ 07:52

hello

if i get what you are saying and correct me if am wrong ,i really see such a thing as a time to look deep at what really makes up a human being.in a way i feel we have to be content with who we are and seekl always to protect oyr worth by not doing things we feel will degrade us or make us feel abused.

the female body make up is quite complex and lets view that as a delicacy and not a tool for abuse,protect yourselves my sisters and if this is what is done at hospital,its definately not meant to exploit but to cure.

never view it as a discomfort,unless if it really is and if it is say it,am talking about a hospital case here,like with tests unless otherwise......

deleted user [Visitor]

2006-10-25 @ 11:48

Oh my. I bloody well hate those thing! I just had my second one ever a few weeks ago. It hurt so bad! The nurse was very sweet though and was really carefull. They are supposed to use plastic implements these days. My first was metal. It reminded me of a staple gun.

Anyway, the real horror came when i recieved the letter to say that i had to go through it all again because they didnt scrape the right amount or the right cells or something.
I am absolutely dreading the next one, so I keep putting off booking it. It makes it even trickyer because there is only one part of the month that it can be carried out too!

Finally, I work with all men, so i find it hard to tell them that i need to take the whole day off from work because i find the whole experience to be particularly traumatic.

Thats better. Nothing quite like getting things like that off your chest in the blogsphere.

x

EmsbabeeEmsbabee pro
2006-11-02 @ 13:00

I never thought about what else they might use that spatula for. Until now...

oh yes, so next time you'll gag, not becasue they shove it too far down your throat either

[Visitor]

2006-11-10 @ 04:56

I soooo hate them...

I always think when they clam it open (niccce)...

It feels like a mini contraction...

It makes me feel sick...

Apparently I to have that long thingy... I forget what the name is...

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