who, moi?

not that i'm sure anyone would want to...

but you can find me here over here

it's a bit more interesting that some of the drivel i post round here!!

one of the worst things about being a female of the species is the things we have to cope with, you know 'down there'

not content with having to have hands and people and instruments and baby heads when we give birth, we also have the joy of having smear tests every few years...

for you men, this isn't a pleasant experience. quite aside from being naked from the waist down and having a doctor between your legs (not like that more's the same)they then scrape around your insides with a wooden spatual - probably the one the then make you say 'ahhh' with when you have a sore throat

so, laying there cold, embarrassed and uncomfortable, it's not really a good time to be told "My, you have a long vagina, the spatual won't reach to your cervix"

well, long is better than 'baggy' i guess

yes, i am. right here.

hello

*waves*

i must first off apologise. yes, you all think i have been working so hard that i don't have time at all to blog... well *ahem* that might be slightly untrue. just a teeny bit.
I have infact been, for want of a better word, crap.

i've lost my blogability. it's gone. even my blog that i've been writing for years is slowy fading away, awash with short lists and boring points. i still blog, but i feel that i shouldn't. i don't like the feeling that i'm writing pointless drivel (yes i know i am right now)i can't articulate my thoughts and i don't like feeling that no one is reading or if they are, that i'm boring the pants off them.

i'm still also incredibly jealous. so i apologise again if i grab you round the throat like a rabid dog.. it's not you. it's me. talk to him and you risk a serious tongue lashing so does he. especially if you're pretty. so beware and don't say i didn't warn you.

aside from all that, i feel a bit topsy turvy. i can't possibly explain why but it's not in a 'dancing on the ceiling' kind of way and it's befuddling.

so..... another crap post. and it is all rather upside down. but i'm still here....